So I’m behind a pickup truck, waiting at a red light. The light turns green. The pickup waits for the opposing traffic that is not turning. That makes perfect sense – right?
So I sidle around him to go straight across the intersection on El Camino Real, headed to Chili’s for lunch. How wrong can that be? There are pedestrians crossing the street so the Mercedes being driven by the stupid f***ing b***h that’s facing us won’t go. Right? (I’m already calling her names, so you know where this is going.)
What was I thinking?
I go around the truck and there I am , suddenly face to face with this f*****g idiot whose gesturing at me as if I have just done something horribly wrong. How dare I try crossing the street under green. What the hell was I thinking?
She gestures at me. I point to my forehead saying “Use your head you f***ing moron”, and then I point to the pedestrians in her way.
You see, she couldn’t go either because she was parked across my path in the middle of the intersection while she waited for the pedestrians to finish crossing the street.
Some people are just frakking amazing. She was gesturing at me as if I was the one in the wrong! Last time I checked, left turning cars don’t have the right of way. It’s usually pedestrians, then the oncoming cars.
Hey lady, if on some wild chance, you read this, please, enlighten as to how you think you were in the right, cutting me off and almost hitting pedestrians. I’d love to hear your take on this one. Please, feel free to smoke your favorite hallucinagen before commenting, because I can’t see you talking your straight-ass way out of this.
Another, can you believe it moment from Bruices Wurld!
