I was thinking the other day and came up with the optimal car wreck in NASCAR. Albeit, we don’t want to see wrecks, but I think you’d understand this idea when I’m done.
Cope twins Angela and Amber
The ARCA race is coming up. If the Cope twins get into the ARCA Daytona race and are competing in the same field as Danica Patrick… and say Cope spins out, collecting Patrick and they end up coming to rest in the mud, I’d think Patrick would be ticked off.
Do you think she’d get into with Cope? Taking swings, coming to blows and then it becomes an all out wrestling match in the mud in Daytona? Ala Donnie Allison and Cale Yarborough in 1979… except much better looking.
And all the while I’d bet no one would notice that the emergency vehicles haven’t shown up yet, because they’re all parked in front of the massive teleprompter enjoying the show!
In this picture, I’m wondering if Derrike Cope is explaining to his nieces why no make-up packages are allowed in the car during race-time?
This was a humorous thought from Bruce’s NASCAR Bits & Pieces. (NB&P)
