If anyone has ever seen Bachelor Pad on ABC, it’s akin to … well, nah, I’m not going to say that here. But it’s a meat market confined in a house with lots of cameras that ABC plants EVERYWHERE!
In the latest season that aired, there were these twins. (I’m betting anyone whose seen it is already cringing) Today, I’m going to chat about the blonde named Brittany Taltos.
These twins were big fans of the show and were jazzed to be a part of it.
But there was a problem with these blonde twins.
By about week, what was it, 2, 3? The sound bites from the wee hours of the morning were of them fighting like cats and dogs. Or cats and cats. It was funny as all get out, but was probably heinously annoying to the brothel… house guests.
This went on for a few weeks where somehow, they kept getting into it with each other. I swear, just the other one breathing set them off.
Well, now he hear tell that they have friends just as smart as they are.
Apparently a friend of hers had backed up his Chevy pickup truck up her front yard to put a cooler in the back of his truck. (There are mixed reports. One report says dropping off a grill after a tailgating party.)
Mean while, Brittany was “sleepily lounging” in her front yard.
Are you doing the math yet??? Are you thinking Darwin Award yet?
Turns out that her friend ran over her head and didn’t realize it until she started to scream. She ended up with 15 stitches and some ear canal damage. At least it was no worse than that, though that probably feels bad enough to her.
Afterwards, firefighters observed a “noticeable depression in the lawn” where her head was. Zoinks!
At least her head was on soft ground. And there goes the old adage, “With friends like this…”
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I’m quite amazed no one saw the girl on the “lawn.” If you go to her FB page, she calls out an article that calls out her address.
About Bruce Simmons
I've been writing newsletters since 1999. Of late, I've been focusing on the entertainment consumer angle on mostly the sci-fi, fantasy and action genres of TV, movies and books.
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