Movie Reviews from Cinema Static

Welcome to MOVIE REVIEWS from “CINEMA STATIC” on Brusimm. Here, we give you the average-Joe’s perspective for a movie review. You probably won’t hear about director’s style or the character development in animated sequels. We’re not professional critics & we don’t get special screenings. We go to the movie theater with you and shell out the money, like you do. We look at movies and review them based on what they are, dramatic or popcorn fun. And we crank out movie reviews for both new and older projects. We’re glad you could make it here. Check it out and see if how I look at movies and movie reviews agrees with how you think about them. Maybe we could strike up a great conversation in the comment sections of our movie reviews!

Battleship review

I was almost talked out of going to see Battleship by some of what the mainstream critics were tossing out there.  I AM GLAD I DID NOT LISTEN!

Battleship stars Taylor Kitsch, Liam Neeson, and a bunch others in a tale of aliens coming to Earth with ill-gotten intent on their lizard-like alien minds.  But what they didn’t count on was encountering the U.S. Navy and Taylor Kitsch.  Bad, bad call aliens.  You should have read the script and turned around!

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Battleship starts out with some scientists reaching out to another Earth-like planet.  What they get is a reply in the form of 5 ships coming to Earth to “visit.”

Kitsch plays an irresponsible/reckless Alex Hopper and his older brother, Naval Commander Stone Hopper is played by True Blood‘s Alexander Skarsgård.  Trying to set his younger brother straight, Stone enlists Alex in the Navy.

After establishing a few details of the story, we find ourselves watching the Navy rev up for the annual war games called RIMPAC.  We find Alex and his brother heading out to sea to partake in the exercise.  But alas, the aliens arrive, splashing down in the ocean nearby the naval exercises.

And then the fun commences from there as they surface and deploy an energy bubble around the region of the war games, trapping three Naval ships inside the bubble with them.

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Kate Beckinsale in 'Underworld Awakening,' a movie review

I finally caught Underworld: Awakening on my VoD service.  Come by and check out my review to find out if it’s worth your rental fee or snagging it on DVD/Blu-ray!

Underworld: Awakening stars Kate Beckinsale reprising her role as Selene, along with newcomers to the franchise of Stephane Rea, Michael Ealy, Theo James and Lost Girl‘s Kris Holden-Ried.

The story goes, that humans have discovered the existence of the Vampire and Lycan species and it’s an all out war between humanity and the non-human species.

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The movie started out and I was surprisingly sucked in quickly in how the story was presented, and it was, for me, an interesting and fresh spin on the Underworld franchise.

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‘The Avengers:’ A Quick & To The Point Movie Review (Psst: Awesome)

May 4, 2012

This is a quick and dirty (spoiler free) review of The Avengers from Joss Whedon. As a Marvel comic franchise fan, (aside from my review spoiler in the title), find out what I had to say about The Avengers.  Did Whedon stick to canon or go off in his own directorial ideas?  Were my expectations [...]

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‘Attack the Block’ Review

April 30, 2012

This is a Brusimm movie review of Attack the Block I finally was able to catch the much heralded alien attack movie, called Attack the Block, and for all the hoopla that I had read about online, I was expecting a bit more.  That’s not saying it wasn’t an entertaining piece of work.  I just [...]

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‘The Descendants’ Review

April 18, 2012

A movie review of The Descendants, from Brusimm. The Oscar winning movie, The Descendants, stars George Clooney, Shailene Woodley, Amara Miller, Nick Krause and is directed by Alexander Payne (Cedar Rapids, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, The Savages).  Payne also co-wrote the screenplay and co-produced. Actually, in addition to the Oscar, The Descendants [...]

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‘The Cabin in the Woods’ Review

April 14, 2012

When The Cabin in the Woods from Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon starts out, you know what you’re getting into because all the marketing has been telling us it’s a horror flick with a twist.  Well, they (Whedon and Goddard) definitely added an interesting twist, but I’m not going to give it up here. Any [...]

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‘Mirror Mirror’ Review; A Guest Review by a Mom!

March 31, 2012

‘Mirror Mirror’ might be getting panned by critics, but there’s also the perspective of the parents. And that’s what this guest movie review submission is…

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‘Wrath of the Titans’ Review

March 30, 2012

‘Wrath of the Titans’ is much much better than its predecessor. But is it worth dropping money on? You bet! Come in and see why I say that…

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‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’ Review

March 25, 2012

So was all the hype and such about “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” worth it? I’m thinking it was… come by and see why.

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‘Immortals’ Movie and DVD Review…

March 24, 2012

With the release of “Immortals” I had a chance to check out the BD movie and package… Despite what I’ve read, it wasn’t as bad as some made it out ot be…

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‘The Hunger Games’ Review (Book Fans Will LOVE It)

March 23, 2012

Wondering if The Hunger Games is as fans expect it to be? Will it track as close to the book as you hoped, or were there some creative additives to the story?

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THX 1138; A Cinema Static Classic Reflection

February 10, 2012

This is a movie review with some reflections on the classic sci-fi movie, THX 1138, in another chapter of Cinema Static Classic Reflections.

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DVD & Movie Review of Martha Marcy May Marlene

February 6, 2012

Martha Marcy May Marlene is a surprisingly dark and captivating drama that focuses on a young girl named Martha (Olsen), who escapes from a cult and goes…

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Chronicle Movie Review

February 3, 2012

This movie review of Chronicle is an outline of sorts, with no spoilers. The movie trailer gives more away than I do!

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The Ides of March: A Movie Review

January 22, 2012

This is a movie review of THE IDES OF MARCH and in a word, this movie is worth catching, no matter how you get to it.

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A Quick Movie Review: What Doesn’t Kill You

January 22, 2012

This movie review is about the 2008 movie, What Doesn’t Kill You. It stars Mark Ruffalo, Ethan Hawke, Amanda Peet, Will Lyman and Brian Goodman…

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A DVD Movie Review of `In Time`

January 15, 2012

This is a DVD movie review of In Time, starring Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried. If you like the premise of the tale of Robin Hood (Steal from the the rich…

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Tornado Alley Documentary Movie Review

January 12, 2012

During January (2012), Tornado Alley is playing in San Jose, CA. If you appreciate storm chasing and a decent documentary, you will enjoy this IMAX feature.

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