Many moons ago, Heidi Montag was a hot looking young lady, and then, something snapped in her. I swear. Or she’s just getting more exposure to the inner workings of her brain. Either way, she’s lost any appeal with me she may have had.
She got her break in the Laguna Beach reality series on MTV. When Lauren Conrad moved to his spin-off, The Hills, she followed suit, being buddies and all. It suited her purpose. The consumer ate it up.
Then of late, it all started to splatter about. Heidi and Spencer Pratt hit up the reality TV show I’m a Celebrity, Get Me out of Here. And she took that literally. I think a few days outside of a catered hotel room, or hotel suite, she snapped and left. She returned. She left. She… I forget. Then the contrasting perspectives popped up. They said they were too rich and famous to be on the show. LOL.
I think Heidi and Spencer got baptized either during or after the reality TV jungle trauma. She was obviously trying to re-generate fan appreciation. Declaring god the man… so to speak. But then she hit up Playboy for a photo shoot. That contrast didn’t seem very Christian. Which reminds me, I believe only Spencer was baptized, but when he does something, I guess it applies to her?
And now we’re learning all about her plastic surgeries. Multiple. Apparently she doesn’t like what gifts God gave her. Does this mean she returned her baptism? Oh wait, Spencer did that. Keep forgetting. But as the NBC exec said, these two represent everything that’s wrong with America.
Now, another pea for the pod she’s fitting into, she’s fired Spencer Pratt as her manager and hired a psychic manager, saying that having an intuitive psychic leading her team will give her an edge no one else has.
When I got up off the floor from laughing so damned hard, the only edge I can muster up, is an edge on who gets to the funny farm first. Man, they must deserve each other, that’s all I can think of right now!
[MTV, Access Hollywood NBC exec statement, Huffington Post: before and after Plastic pics, Pop Eater on Hiring Psychic, ]
