When JURASSIC PARK becomes that tourist park, it becomes Jurassic World! Oh the fun, right?
They said, “Go, you’ll have fun.” Then they said, “If something chases you, run.” And that’s fun? Mixed messages, I tell ya!
This “park” has big fish.
Make a new dinosaur. It will be innovative they said. Oops.
Poor Chris Pratt should have stayed out in space!!! See how many tropes you can spot in this trailer!
Jurassic World opens June 12th, 2015. That is a long ways off for a trailer to be released for, but what the heck. Finally! After all the hurdles we finally get to see what they made of this newest chapter in the Jurassic Park franchise. It’s directed by a guy I never heard of who made a few other films I never heard of. (