cinematic titanic

Cinematic Titanic, from the creators of MST3K

In this newest chapter of Cinematic Titanic destruction, they’ve chosen the 1968 movie, War of the Insects to riff on, live.  (War of the Insects AKA, Genocide.  On IMDb, it got a 4 rating.  That IS bad!  Wow!)  This live performance was shot in front of a live audience at Pepito’s Parkway Theater in Minneapolis, MN.  And this is my DVD review, from Cinema Static on Brusimm.com.

As the Cinematic Titanic DVD starts, we see the introduction of the riffing squad to the theater audience: Trace Beaulieu, J. Elvis Weinstein, Mary Jo Pehl, Frank Conniff & Joel Hodgson.  (Yes, the old MST3K gang!)

Cinematic Titanic, Live, and the countdown and theme commenced… to Genocide…  mental genocide that is!

Cinematic Titanic War of the InsectsThe bugs shall inherit the earth!

Or so says Annabelle, the hottest, the sexiest, and by far the craziest psycho blonde chick to hit Japan since WWII. Deeply embittered about the whole man’s-inhumanity-to-man thing, she enacts a diabolical plot to unleash a swarm of mutant insects on the world that will destroy all living creatures except creepy crawlers.

Ensnared in all this madness is a philandering island-hopping bug collector and his compliant and slightly pregnant wife, a humorless doctor from the mainland, and a United States airman named Charlie, whose way of starting a conversation is to hysterically scream “Genocide!” and then go off his rocker like the dedicated military professional he is.

If you want to watch a story where everybody gets their nuclear holocaust on in the grand tradition of radioactive Japanese monster movies, this is the film for you!

The movie opens to a rising cloud from an atomic bomb explosion and the gang chimes in:  {Michele Bachmann’s first day as president.}  That got a big laugh from the audience.

A scene that’s showing the bottom of a surf pounded cliff, {As you can see, anywhere you want to jump will do the trick.}

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Cinematic Titanic Riffing 2

From the gang that brouht you Mystery Science Theater 3000!

With my latest “movie review,” if you can call it that, of Cinematic Titanic Live: Danger on Tiki Island, I started wondering what the gang of Cinematic Titanic‘s road trip schedule might look like.  So I took a look, and here’s what I found (Yes, they’ll be at DragonCon):

  • San Francisco: August 3
  • Los Angeles: September 24
  • Anaheim, CA: September 25
  • Washington, DC: October 15
  • Kingston-Providence, RI: October 16
  • Boston: October 29
  • St. Louis: November 13
  • Newark, NJ: November 27
  • Milwaukee: February 18 & 19, 2011
  • Morristown, NJ: April 15, 2011
  • Princeton, NJ: April 16, 2011

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That’s how the schedule looks right now.  For more details, check out their own website, Cinematic Titanic Live Tour.  (Wouldn’t it be nice if they found themselves back on TV?)

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Cinematic Titanic Live: Danger on Tiki Island – A DVD Review

July 3, 2010

This DVD movie review is for Cinematic Titanic Live: Danger on Tiki Island. Cinematic Titanic is the next chapter of the MST3K gang and Live: Danger on Tiki Island is their latest release.  The franchise is going happily along at full-steam just like they used to and you get exactly what you would expect from [...]

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Cinematic Titanic Live Riffing Makes Another Movie Relevant!

March 12, 2010

After receiving my latest promotional DVD for review from Cinematic Titanic, I sadly had to wait a bit before watching it, but once I did, I was both repulsed and yet entertained.  Yea yea, I’ll explain. I just got done watching live-riffed DVD version of The Alien Factor.  The Alien Factor is another movie that [...]

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Cinematic Titanic: Mystery Science Theater 3000 Evolved!

January 8, 2010

Do you remember Mystery Science Theater 3000? Otherwise affectionately known as MST3K?  Ever find yourself yearning for the riffing to start again?  It’s time to sit up and pay attention.  The original gang that brought you MST3K have rebanded together into their newest riffing project called Cinematic Titanic. The gang that brought you Tom Servo, [...]

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