The other day I was watching, strike that, a mini-marathon of History Channel‘s documentary series, Ancient Aliens was on in the background while I was doing some house cleaning. I was amazed at how far the narrative stretched to connect just about everything that happens in our history to the intervention of aliens on our species.
This is Ancient Aliens third season on the History Channel… seriously. This show is like crack, a train-wreck… something you can’t not look at because of how far they go to connect dots that don’t exist. Or maybe they do and I’m just not seeing the obvious circumstantial evidence that stares me in the face!
Honestly, this show was such an entertaining train wreck I couldn’t help but watch it. It was suggested by a follower on Facebook that I tune into the Sylvester Stallone starring marathon of Rambo… but I didn’t think that was in my best interest, since I probably would not have gotten as much cleaning done if that was on!
While Ancient Aliens was on, between Vacuum and Rug Doctor sessions, here’s what I picked up in sound-bytes:
- That aliens were holding a cosmic battle here in the skies of Earth (As if our tiny planet was prime battle territory);
- They were starting to connect zombies and vampires to Ancient Aliens;
- That natural disasters were caused by UFOs;
- And here’s one that makes absolutely perfect sense: Jesus Christ was an Ancient Alien. How did I not see that?
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Here’s how they present these premises to the viewer, so that if you were buying into these ideas, made them seem more legitimate…
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