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Transformers The Last Knight movie review

Transformers The Last Knight is the usual fare of a quickly jumbled told tale of the humans in the story, updates about the planet and Transformers peppered with robot updates that evolves (or devolves) into the usual planet-saving slug-fest between good and bad forces.

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Warning, The Last Knight spoilers ensue, here and there.

Transformers The Last Knight saw Mark Wahlberg, Josh Duhamel, John Turturro & Peter Cullen and the usual Transformer character voices return while we’re introduced to new characters played by Anthony Hopkins, 16-year-old Isabela Moner, Jerrod Carmichael, and Laura Haddock, who, upon first glance, looks a lot like Megan Fox.

It’s directed by Michael Bay, who has said that this is his last time helming a TF film, and it runs two and a half hours. I know, right?

The story starts out with a bunch of bullet points:

-The Transformers were here helping humanity back in the dark ages, during King Arthur’s reign, the World Wars, etc…

-Merlin (Stanley Tucci) was given the power over a group of Transformers with a staff that everyone wants.

-Cade Yeager (Wahlberg) is deemed the chosen one of Transformers lore, to defend the Earth.

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