the bachelor pad

The Bachelor Pad

We’ve suffered through the summer edition of The Bachelor Pad 2.  I’ve mocked and scoffed at the house guests and their singular vision of monetary or physical conquests!  So who finally won this battle of the single wits?  There will be spoilers about!

The Bachelor Pad house of rampant singles are headed off to Las Vegas for their final challenge of this wonderfully caustic series that Kasey and Vienna have some how managed to survive.

They are going to compete on a Cirque du Soleil stage set.  The gang is trying to practice.  Kasey and Vienna don’t get it.  Michelle is getting ill to her tummy.

Kasey says Vienna can’t win this competition without him because he’s her rock.  I wonder if he’s ever believed in letting another person be themselves rather than his willy-nilly, co-dependent?  We watch Holly tell Michael how she knows it’s been up and down with them.  Really?

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The preview for the upcoming episode of The Bachelor Pad 2 was a hoot.  Can’t wait.  Blake is happy Melissa is gone, and it sounds as if his sights are set on Holly, because “Michael doesn’t own Holly.”

THE BACHELOR PAD on ABC

THE BACHELOR PAD on ABC

The Bachelor Pad gang was told by Chris Harrison for those without partners to pair up.  Blake eyes Holly, but she is going to stick with Michael.  Erica targeted in on Blake.

Knowing there’s a couples competition, everyone goes off to their different corners and start quizzing each other about things.  Oh, so sweet.

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The Nearlywed Game

The pairs come out and of course, Vienna and Kasey are looking all cocky.  Winning this will get the winners a rose and dates.  The 2nd place couple will also get a date away from the confines of the house.  And then it begins.

The question:  How many dates before the girl puts out.  Vienna said 22, Kasey said 7.  Fail!  Michael and Holly, she said 22, Michael said 3.  Fail!!

Exes miss what body part on the girls?  Vienna said her boobs.  Kasey said her teeth and she got so pissed off.

Holly answered that who else would she sleep with in the house… she was “honest” and said Blake while Michael had the sucker answer of himself.

Who was the least liked guy in the house by the guys… Everyone said Blake.

Oooh, the how old when virginity was lost… Blake, 16.  Kasey, 21.  Graham, 7 when he lost it.  (Total stunt answer)

It turns out that Graham and Michelle had worked out a brillaint system in how to answer questions!  Numerical questions, the answer was 7.  Non specific gender questions, the answer was Michael.  Female specific answers would be Holly.

Graham and Michelle won the game, hands down.  They get a date out of the house and roses.  2nd place was Blake and Erica.

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