During The Bachelor: The Women Tell All, we watched Chris chat up Jake a bit, then we watched ABC push their new skin-fest MTV-like Real World simulation called Bachelor Pad. Why would we send single, wanton humans to an elementary school??? This is bordering on wrong. And it just went on and on and on until almost 1/2 past the hour. And poor Chris gets to emcee that show too!
Of course, the keen-eyed observations from The Bachelor contestants, started to fly as they recapped the different girl’s perceptions of each other. I think Vienna’s observation about Tenley “dreaming in cartoons” was pretty good. (That was who she was talking about, right? I looked away at the wrong time damnit.)
Chris asked “What pissed you girls off so much?” about Vienna She’s 23 and very immature, doing things without thinking about them. Gia said she’s a good person at heart. So Vienna has one proponent.
The girls definitely dissed out on Rozlyn and seriously contradicts some previous insider info we’ve heard previous to this night.
Gia says she isn’t holding back and may go the Michelle route and just propose on the first date. At least she has a sense of humor.
The Bachelor’s crazy award of the season just may go to Michelle’s recap. It pretty much put the “crazy” focus on all her actions in just a few minutes and gave one an even worse impression than the one that may have built up to when she was “Kicked to the curb.” She said she is who she is, and that’s that. Guys, you’ve been warned!
Ali said that if she had to do it differently, she would. She also felt she was pretty rude to Vienna and apologized to her on-air.
Rozlyn
Rozlyn was escorted to the stage… whether that’s the usual routine or not, who knows. Her body language looked fairly closed, clasping the hands. She’s focused on calling her alleged fling a friendship. She was adament about nothing physical ever happened.
Chris decided to address Rozlyn’s reference to the accusations being vague, and the girls really gave us the almost R-rated descriptions and Rozlyn dug in and denied each circumstance. I’m thinking if the whole team saw one thing and the player says another, the democratic system would seem to say a distinct perspective from the group of the ladies.
Rozlyn even decided to dig her imaginary grave even deeper by going so far as to accuse Chris of hitting on the fired producer’s wife in New Zealand. Ziing, she really fired back in an unbelievable fashion. WTH is up with all this stuff? Sheesh.
If I didn’t know any better, it would be like denying the world is round!
Jake
When Jake was watching Ali’s limo drive away, our bachelor was hoping she’d jump out. That’s poignant, considering the in-limo cam was showing her driving away, regretting her decision within moments of leaving. Now that is a tragic love story scene.
They then showed some pretty funny bloopers from the season to date.
Jake says he’s happy with his final decision… but dang…
The preview for the final episode of The Bachelor shows both women crying, so that doesn’t help cement any thoughts on who makes it to the final rose / ring!
See ya then!
