We here at Cinema Static just took a quick look back at 2009 and we sure had some real winners this year…
Kanye West vs. the most beautiful Taylor Swift.
Michael Jackson leaving his fans.
Jon Goesllin going from an octo-dad to, um, a bachelor… (Anyone think of introducing him to Octo-mom?? Heck, it could be sequel to that wonderful +8 show.)
There was Chris Brown’s wonderful moments of control-loss.
Carrie Prejean was about as contradictory as anyone I’ve ever seen. The weird thing was that the moment I saw her on stage during the beauty pageant, I had made a private derogatory comment about her before this whole debacle started. I saw it in her eyes, and I’m not sure what it was I saw!
Well, at least balloon boy wasn’t actually in the damn balloon floating across the country-side. But wow, there was a real display of grade ? parenting!
Of course, it’s a swing and a swing, and a swing and a swing (14 of them) and a serious marital miss for Mr & Mrs Woods.
Someone was telling me that Tiger’s wife came from a broken family and swore to never have that… I hope that this doesn’t mean she’d consider the most … unbrilliant decision anyone could possibly make. She needs to move on. She’s a beautiful woman and can actually do better, emotionally, for herself. (Tiger! Stay away from octo-mom. I hear she’s lookin’ for more little ones!)
These are just the obvious big ones. Anyone have others they can add to the mess of a list?
(Not to mention we still have 2 weeks to go in this year.)








